Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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