C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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