You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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