chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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