dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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