My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i may or may not be watching the land before time
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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