we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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