Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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