ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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