Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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