I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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