you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I would fuck him just for his dog
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