I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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