Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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