I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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