no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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