Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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