I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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