the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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