Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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