Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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