So drunk, too bad you don't want this
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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