I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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