at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
