He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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