Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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