And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I am available for nakedness
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