chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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