If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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