It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
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