Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I believe in your delicious
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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