Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
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Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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