She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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