Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Randomize
