here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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