did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Randomize
