im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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