I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Oh Jesus.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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