This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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