Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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