i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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