Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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