can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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