I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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