Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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