why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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