erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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