I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
your room smells of hookers.
And success
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
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