does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
So vagazzling was a success
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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