Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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