You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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