We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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