You're my little dorito
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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