even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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