i already hear my dad disowning me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I understand Curling. That high.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
